All the single ladies, bring me alcohol.

"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."

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Buying a car today. Signing the lease for an apartment tomorrow. Cash money.

If I could legally go to all my classes mildly intoxicated, this semester would be amazing.

hay gurl, gimmie dat pussay.


Machu Pichu Mist

Aight, you’re turn to mow the lawns.

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Try it out.



what i would do to be in the same bed as you

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"And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too."

Khaled Hosseini (via samanthaptra)

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"It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold; when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade"

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens   (via vousetesmoncoeurr)

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Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
   And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
   As any she belied with false compare. 

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My ears just orgasmed


how could
want me

i am broken


yet restless

be you

be me ?
i am
the problem
the enemy

i change
each time
can’t conform

what next
what now

sit and wait
on how
to invert
my life
flip it
upside down

transform my view
the way i see

does good equal bad
in my eyes

free me



“i quit smoking in a day and
i terrified her.
i asked her why.

she said:
because. a person that
can quit smoking in a day,
can leave behind anything
and not look back.

what she meant was,
i could leave behind

- “habits”, hafsa atique


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